My World XI: Righties vs Lefties & Notable Omissions

By Zaheer E. Clarke

 (Published August 24, 2015)

Sir Donald Bradman. The 'god' of the all batsmen to play Test and first-class cricket. He has a Test average of 99.94 and a first class average of 95. Next best averages in Test cricket are in the 60s

THE DON: Sir Donald Bradman, the ‘god’ of all batsmen to play Test cricket, has a Test average of 99.94. No World XI Test team can be picked without Sir Don Bradman.

Earlier this year, my friend Terence came up with the novel and ingenious idea of an all-time Righties World XI vs Lefties World XI, in Test cricket. I have seen all-time cricket XI teams of all sorts and opinions; of countries, from notable past players, and from reputable sports magazines, but rarely one in terms of handedness. Terence’s proposed teams, to be gentle, had a few weak links, but the overall idea chain clung to me like stripes on a zebra. His friends and I offered our inputs into possible improvements, and which team we thought would possibly win a one-off Test match or series. This forced me to consider my all-time Righties vs Lefties World teams, which I’ll share with you today.

Brian Charles Lara, receives a guard of honour after becoming the first man to score 400 runs in an innings in Test cricket. A record he still has today.

PRINCE: Brian Charles Lara receives a guard of honour after becoming the first man to score 400 runs in an innings in Test cricket. A record he still has today.

In any cricket team, you have players who play special roles. There are the openers, who as the name suggest, commence the batting side’s innings against a red, hard pelting new ball – oftentimes – from the opposition’s fiercest and deadliest bowlers. There are also the middle-order batsmen, the all-rounders, the wicketkeeper, fast bowlers, and the spinners. Henceforth, my teams must have an appropriate number of players of each speciality to complement the corresponding team. Ideally, the XI should constitute two openers, three middle-order batsmen, one genuine all-rounder, a wicketkeeper, three fast bowlers and a spinner. The only question that remains unanswered is, what about the captains?

OPENERS

The

LITTLE MASTER: Sunil Gavaskar is the only batsman to score a century and a double century in the same Test match with the double century coming in the second innings.

For the righties team, I went with the “Little Master” from India, Sunil Gavaskar, and “The Master”, Jack Hobbs from England as my openers. Gavaskar, a tormentor of élite fast bowlers, and Hobbs, described by Wisden as the “supreme craftsman,” are undoubtedly the right choice. Gavaskar averaged a mind-boggling 65 against the fearsome West Indian bowling attack of the 1970s and 80s. Likewise, Hobbs averaged a phenomenal 63 combined over 19 consecutive years of his 22-year career. Henceforth, if you want to start your innings off on a gargantuan note it’s definitely Gavaskar and Hobbs. Notable omissions: Herbert Sutcliffe, Len Hutton and Virender Sehwag.

Matthew Hayden, a batsman many bowlers likened to ‘Hades’.

HAYDOS/HADES: Matthew Hayden, a batsman many bowlers likened to ‘Hades’, was once the world record holder for highest individual score in a Test innings: 380. Brian Lara went on to break that record.

For the lefties, the choice is much simpler: Australia’s Matthew Hayden and South Africa’s Graeme Smith stand out easily from the lot. They are two tenacious and audacious left-handed openers who will take the fight to any new ball opening attack. Notable omissions: Justin Langer and Bill Lawry

MIDDLE-ORDER BATSMEN

Viv Richards relaxing with a cold drink after his career best 291, England vs West Indies, 5th Test, 2nd Day, The Oval, August 13, 1976.

MASTER BLASTER: Viv Richards relaxing with a cold drink after his career-best 291, England vs West Indies, 5th Test, 2nd Day, The Oval, August 13, 1976. In that series, Viv scored 829 runs though playing in only 4 of the 5 Test matches or 7 of the 10 innings for West Indies.

If one specialization in cricket causes controversy more than all others when picking an all-time XI team, it’s the middle-order batsmen positions. After much debating, infighting, arguing, and table flipping, all with myself; for the righties, it has to be the supernatural Sir Donald Bradman, the Indian god Sachin Tendulkar, and the Master Blaster Sir Viv Richards. All three batsmen have radically changed the history books in Test cricket. Notable omissions: George Headley, Wally Hammond, Everton Weekes, Clyde Walcott, and the list continues perpetually.

Graeme Pollock's average of 60.97 is second to Bradman of batsmen who have played 20 or more matches in Test cricket.

LITTLE DOG: Graeme Pollock’s batting average of 60.97 is second to only Bradman of batsmen who have played 20 or more matches in Test cricket.

For the lefties, the decision wasn’t any easier. However, the run machine Kumar Sangakkara, the record breaker Brian Lara and the destructively exquisite Graeme Pollock, picked themselves easily. These blokes are three of the best willow wielding masters of run production the game has ever seen. Notable omissions: Allan Border, Michael Hussey, and Shivnarine Chanderpaul.

ALL-ROUNDERS

With the ball or with the bat, Jacques Kallis is one of the greatest all-rounders of all-time.

CLASS: With the ball or with the bat, Jacques Kallis is one of the greatest all-rounders of all-time.

When it comes to the all-rounders, it can be only two: Jacques Kallis for the righties, and Sir Garfield Sobers for the lefties. These gents could have made each team as middle-order batsmen, but picking them as all-rounders will appease the fiery mob of cricket pundits who were prepared to have me walk the plank for leaving them out of the respective middle-orders. Notable omissions: Imran Khan, Kapil Dev, Ian Botham, and Keith Miller.

WICKETKEEPERS

Adam Gilchrist is one of the best wicketkeeper batsman the game has ever seen. Of players who played 30 or matches as a wicketkeeper is Test cricket his average of 47.60 is second best.

GILLY: Adam Gilchrist is one of the best wicketkeeper-batsmen the game has ever seen. Of players who played 30 or matches as a wicketkeeper in Test cricket, his average of 47.60 is second best.

Though still at odds, my wicketkeepers are AB de Villiers, for the righties and Adam Gilchrist, for the lefties: two of the best batting wicketkeepers of all-time. Each team will need as many runs as possible from this position against the superlative bowlers mentioned below. Notable omissions: Mark Boucher and MS Dhoni for the righties, and Andy Flower for the lefties, who just narrowly missed out.

FAST BOWLERS

Take that: Andy Lloyd is hit by a Malcolm Marshall delivery during the First Test at Edgbaston in 1984

MACO SAYS, TAKE THAT: Malcolm Marshall, one of the most feared bowlers in the history of Test cricket, hits Andy Lloyd during the First Test at Edgbaston in 1984 [Getty Images]

Mike Atherton once remarked: “Quality (fast) bowlers need … three things: (vicious) pace, (puzzling) movement and (invariable) accuracy.” For the righties, the searing Malcolm Marshall, the death-dealing Sir Curtly Ambrose, and the robotic android Glen McGrath perfectly encapsulate these three qualities for the right-arm fast bowlers. Notable omissions: Richard Hadlee, Dennis Lillee, Michael Holding, and Dale Steyn.

Easily the deadliest left-arm fast bowler the world has seen. Wasim Akram is the only bowler with 400= wickets in both Tests and ODI

SWING KING: Easily the deadliest left-arm fast bowler the world has seen. Wasim Akram is the only bowler with 400+ wickets in both Tests and ODI

For the lefties, the swing maestro Wasim Akram and the ferocious Australian devils, Mitchell Johnson and Alan Davidson, complete the left-handed swinging lot. Notable omissions: Chaminda Vaas and Zaheer Khan.

SPINNERS

SPIN MASTER: Right-arm off spinner Muttiah Muralitharan is the leading wicket taker in Test cricket with 800 wickets.

SPIN MASTER: Right-arm off spinner Muttiah Muralitharan is the leading wicket taker in Test cricket with 800 wickets.

Another area bode in controversy lies in which spinners to pick for these XIs. We have had prodigious right-arm spinners of the likes of Shane Warne, Muttiah Muralitharan and Anil Kumble. However, I’m picking the controversial Sri Lankan magician, Muralitharan. Sorry leggies, Muralitharan has been the most productive and penetrative spinner of all-time.

A master of deception in flight, loop, spin and pace, BIshan Singh Bedi is arguably the greatest left-arm spinner to have played Test cricket

PURITY & PERFECTION: A master of deception in flight, loop, spin and pace, Bishan Singh Bedi is arguably the greatest left-arm spinner to have played Test cricket.

For the lefties, it’s the outspoken Bishan Singh Bedi, for me. He was fearless and gifted beyond all other lefties which we’ve ever seen. Notable omissions: Hedley Verity, Daniel Vettori, Derek Underwood, and Ragana Herath.

CAPTAINS

Sir Garfield Sobers © Jamaica Observer

GREAT CRICKETING MIND: Sir Garfield Sobers, one of the greatest batsmen, all-rounders, and cricketers the game has seen was also a fearless captain.

The indomitable Sir Donald Bradman and the intrepid Sir Garfield Sobers, considered the two greatest cricketers, and cricketing minds of all-time, are the worthy captains of each team. Their deputies, if needed, are Viv Richards and Graeme Smith: two of the most successful captains in cricket history.

So, to recap, the batting lineups are:

Righties XI

1. Sunil Gavaskar, 2. Jack Hobbs, 3. Donald Bradman (Capt.), 4. Sachin Tendulkar, 5. Viv Richards (v. Capt.), 6. Jacques Kallis, 7. AB de Villiers (wk), 8. Malcolm Marshall, 9. Curtly Ambrose (we’ll ignore that he bats left-handed), 10. Glen McGrath, 11. Muttiah Muralitharan.

Lefties XI

1. Matthew Hayden, 2. Graeme Smith (v. Capt.), 3. Kumar Sangakkara, 4. Brian Lara, 5. Graeme Pollock, 6. Garfield Sobers (Capt.), 7. Adam Gilchrist (wk), 8. Wasim Akram, 9. Mitchell Johnson, 10. Alan Davidson, 11. Bishan Singh Bedi (we’ll ignore that he bats right-handed).

Share your teams and let’s hear which of my teams will win in the comments section below or at zaheer.lies.and.statistics@gmail.com

Until next time…

© Zaheer Clarke

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From the “Lies & Statistics” column in the Western Mirror (Published August 24, 2015)

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